Yes! Guns Galore!

Dear Diary,

Got my first gun today!  I stood up on some tall mountain and showed my gun to a pilot bellow.  Man was he scared!  Then later he told me my gun was puny.  I really dont get these people.

Delta

Dear Diary....

Dear Diary,

Hi!  I was made today!  I am going to be the best clone in the army, once I get a gun....  Anyway, all the clones here are making fun of me just because I have you.  I think there are just jealous.

Delta